...the glossy handlebar moustache quivered slightly, punctuating the apologetic expression and widespread hands .
I am sorry senorita, we have not your reservation...
You mean - you lost my reservation?
Yes, Yes, what can I say - we are fully booked now, eh? So, so sorry...
Hmmm, now what?
I was back in Barcelona, Spain, on one of my budget overseas trips. The boarding house was sufficiently close to the Ritz - a wistful glance away. And here I was...late one evening, freshly landed in the city and just a little jet lagged - dealing with Mr. Handlebar. They'd lost my booking - never mind the confirmation I held in my hand.
Great. All alone. Overseas. With no-one to call, a limited budget, and no more Spanish than the ability to order a Tortilla de Patatas. Mercifully Mr. Handlebar spoke a bit of English; surely we'd find a happy resolution. Somehow? That day?
I give you my son's room for tonight, eh? Tomorrow we make plans to fix problem.
My round eyes mirrored my alarmed thoughts. What....with your son IN it?
Come, come, I show you He is not here tonight. Mr. H'bar came around the front desk and with an expansive, paternalistic, gesture swept me around the corner into a room. His son's room. His adult son's room - tastefully decorated with most of the contents of his wardrobe and a wide assortment of posters. I sighed and gingerly perched on one corner of the bed. Mr. H. had gone back to his desk, pleased at having provided an option. I looked around with more than a little apprehension; what if the son found his way home in the early hours and found me there? Should I sleep sitting up in a chair? Wait a second...there was no lock on the door...
That did it.
I walked outside and stood in front of The Moustache again, politely explaining that while I welcomed his kindness, I would feel much better about sitting out all night in a lit, open, lobby. He heard me out - and just then, on cue, the phone rang.
A cancellation! Sweet! A party of six had canceled and I could have their family-sized room - if I wanted. A room. With a lockable door. And an en suite bathroom...all at the same price of my original booking? Of course, Mr. H'bar! Lead the way!
For the rest of my stay I had the cavernous room all to myself. Six beds - one for each day of my stay - and a bathroom with walls that did not reach all the way to the ceiling. Must have been a trend at the time among hostelries - remember the one in Germany? Each shower turned the entire room into a sauna.
Thankfully, I never met Mr. Handlebar's mysterious son. That would have been an awkward conversation....thank you for letting me (almost) use your room. I promise I didn't rearrange the posters. Except perhaps the one...