pardon me while i adjust my pants...

...Australian officials have caught a man who smuggled a couple of pigeons in his pants on a flight from Dubai to Melbourne. The birds were wrapped in padded envelopes and held up with a pair of tights. BBC News.

The caption accompanying this picture on the Beeb says the birds were not endangered. No word, however, on whether the pigeons were traumatized by being carried around like this.

The man was also carrying an aubergine and I have to say now that's a purple pickup line waiting to happen.

Comments

[HEEMA PAREKH]

how rude it was what was his impression

[piper]

LOL! I wondered if he might have been thinking of dinner - and that both pigeons and aubergine were on the menu!! Throw in a few onions, chillies, other spices..and voila!!